Disney Land Janitors Anonymous Clan

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First, you must go to Oslo, Norway and retrieve the sacred book of janitorial duties, and memorize pages 11, 231, and 768. Then report to Jacksonville, and go to 231 Doofus Street. Leave the book on the lowest hedge. Then go five blocks down, and enter the building. Then, you are a janitor!

You can also call us at 1-55-I-AM-A-GOOF, or email us a wowuhavasadlife@gokilurslef.com

Our leader, and former janitor, Sir Mickey Mouse!

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Member Status: ALMOST

Join us and save a life!