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Peanut Butter (&) Jelly
- Chemical Compostition: Na12 C4 Cl93 Es2
- Written Compounds: Sodium, Carbon, Chlorine, Einstinium
- Peanut Butter to Jelly Ratio: 72:53
- Preferred Weight: 6.056447 ounces
- Preferred Height: 1.6534 inches
- Type of Bread: Wonder, White, Fluffed, 6 hours 20 minutes old
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Turkey
- Chemical Compostition: Tu2 Rk3 Ey4
- Written Compounds: Turkeyium, Rikkium, Eyeballium
- Preffered Condiments: Pickles, Mayonaisse, Mustard
- Days to Eat on: Thursdays
- Number of Slices: 2 1/2
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Licorice, Rice, and Spam
- Do not ever try to eat this sandwich configuration in your life. It will burn through your intestines and will probably
kill you. If you by accident eat these items mixed together over a short period of time, seek immediate medical attention.
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